FAMOUS LAST NAMES.
INFAMOUS RED CANDLES.
LAPFLOP is the laptop that’s seen one celebrity coin too many. The chart broke. The sense of humour survived.
Celebrity and politician coins flop. We’re the community that says so out loud. No famous surname required.
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ERROR 404: CELEBRITY PREMIUM NOT FOUNDPreparing to launch on Pons v2, with $AAPL as the planned pairing asset. Follow our X account for the verified contract and final launch settings.
Planned launch: . Exact time to be announced on X.
Our home onchain.
One billion flops. One community.
Bonding curve first. An AAPL-paired Uniswap v4 pool at graduation. Final launch settings to be confirmed.
Creator tax and fee settings will be published before launch. No holder reward programme is active.
These are proposed launch details. Pairing with AAPL creates a trading market; it does not give LAPFLOP holders Apple shares, a redemption right, or a guaranteed price. Fees and any holder rewards remain unconfirmed. AAPL pairing is subject to Pons v2 availability at launch.
The plan: manually burn our own LAPFLOP tokens when the original $LAPTOP’s market cap reaches published drop milestones.
We check the market cap, carry out each burn by hand, then publish the transaction. A finite reserve. Receipts everyone can check.
PROPOSED · NOT ACTIVEWaiting for launch.
LAPTOP MCAP DROP / LAPFLOP BURN AMOUNTS TBC
Each drop is measured from the same 24-hour baseline. The reserve, burn amounts and checking rules will be confirmed before activation. Burns do not guarantee price increases. This is a proposed community ritual, not a live market-cap tracker or an automated burn system. Each milestone is logged once after a manually executed burn. Pons v2’s optional buyback-and-vesting feature is separate from these manual burns.
Bring your memes. Bring your receipts.
Make yourself at home.
No LAPFLOP buying link is available here yet. Buy and chart links publish at launch.
Contract publishes at launchA few receipts from the community’s hard drive.